Eliterate

Today, i'm feeling strange. Hence, I'm going to clarify certain issues here. First of all, I am in no way related to homosexuals nor do I practise sodomy. Despite my tolerance to such nonsense throughout my life, I am not at all happy when it means to be called such names. Van Der Sexxxx is alright. Monsieur Van Der Sexxxx is alright too. However, I do not wish to be humiliated in front of strangers or lecturers. So, if you please, stop calling me such names. I wouldn't be telling you this in such a polite manner if I did not treat you guys as friends. I do not know if you find me an easy target, but if you do, then too bad for you. That's because I really have no idea when I will explode and rough things up. I'm quite sure you wouldn't want me to do that. Thank you and have a nice day ahead.